Friday, June 5, 2009

The machines are controlling our bodies...

The Wii Fit Plus.

This is the new Nintendo exercise game where the machines are KEEPING TRACK OF OUR FITNESS!

Here's my guess. The Wii Fit Plus was created by the cylons to keep track of every man, woman and child. They are then uploading these stats into their brains and charting our weaknesses. With all the relevant information on our human gooey cells they are going to try to destroy us and they will do it with the PROFICIENCY OF A MACHINE!

Why is no one else freaking out about this?! THE CYLONS CAN LOOK HUMAN!! SOME OF THEM DON'T EVEN KNOW THEY'RE CYLONS! This means that we are all plugging in to these machines, and maybe without knowing it uploading our best friends' weaknesses so we can kill them!

E3 is a devil function.

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